Plymouth Argyle - Apologies Mr W
UK time is: 00:07:59
Vital Login
Social Login

Choose your club

Other Sites

Network Navigation

Vital Partners

'If It's Football, It's Vital'

Apologies Mr W

'Dear Mr Westley

The fans of Plymouth Argyle are saddened to read your comments following the match against your Stevenage team on Tuesday.

Firstly, we are sorry that you 'feared for your safety' when our 19-year old 9 stone midfielder had the cheek to try and attempt to collect the ball from you for a throw-in to Argyle. We of course realised you just wanted to firmly touch the famous Mayflower club crest on his shirt and in no way did you push the teenager. Your players followed your example because throughout the game they attempted to pull the shirt off an Argyle player to keep as a souvenir.

Secondly, we would like to apologise for the behaviour of Lewis Alessandra who had the audacity to place his head in front of an elbow of one your players, in fact this trend continued throughout the game from the rest of the Argyle team, we can only hope the elbows of your players are not too sore and will be available for use in your next game.

The fans have pledged to search for the sniper who was sat somewhere in the stands taking pop shots at your players, especially after your fine Stevenage team had taken the lead. After taking a hit from this sniper your players would instantly fall down and lay injured for several minutes, this only appeared to happen when your team where defending. Rest assured this 'Sniper in the Stands' will be brought to justice.

We would also like to congratulate you for having the best physio in the UK, a physio who can work miracles on players who were seemingly beyond any medical help known to man.

Finally, the Argyle fans wish you and your team good luck for the season and hope you avoid relegation; the free-flowing one-touch total footballing system you deploy would be a huge loss to League Two.

Yours

The Green Army.'




Use your social login to comment on front page articles. Login using you Facebook, Twitter, Google or LinkedIn accounts and have your say!



Click here to join in the debate on the club forum.

The Journalist

Writer: Ian De-Lar Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Wednesday August 20 2014

Time: 11:41PM

Your Comments (oldest first)

Change to most recent first
Brilliant! :)
Dave Summers
Report Abuse
21/08/2014 06:32:00

Please can I report abuse? More please
Bitter & Twisted
Report Abuse
22/08/2014 08:51:00

 

Have Your Say

Log in...
with your social network     OR     with your Vital account

Recent Plymouth Argyle Articles

Argyle Away Attendance (Friday May 22 2015)

Where Are They Now - Barry Hayles (Wednesday May 20 2015)

Argyle Show New Kit (Tuesday May 19 2015)

Who's Staying, Who's Going? (Saturday May 16 2015)

You Let Us Down (Friday May 15 2015)

Come On You Greens, Part Two! (Wednesday May 13 2015)

Archived Plymouth Argyle Articles

List All Vital Argyle Articles
Have your say
Click here to suggest an article
Click here to suggest a poll

Vital Members League (view all)

League Table (view table)

Team P W D L GD Pts
4. Wycombe 46 23 15 8 22 84
5. Southend 46 24 12 10 16 84
6. Stevenage 46 20 12 14 8 72
7. Plymouth 46 20 11 15 18 71
8. Luton 46 19 11 16 10 68
9. Newport 46 18 11 17 -3 65
10. Exeter 46 17 13 16 -4 64

Breaking League News

Brabin Adds Harris
Tranmere : 24/05/2015 18:21:00
Five More Tranmere Friendlies
Tranmere : 24/05/2015 18:17:01
Barrett & Pigott Give Their Own Wembley Thoughts
Southend : 24/05/2015 18:05:01
Players React To Play Off Promotion
Southend : 24/05/2015 17:59:01
Bentley - Promotion Was All I Wanted
Southend : 24/05/2015 17:54:00

Current Site Poll (view all polls)

Should John Sheridan stay as manager?
Suggested By:  Plymouth Vital
Yes 36%
No 64%
Undecided 0%